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when you’re slytherin and your friend got into hufflepuff

how it started

fred phelps, age 13: Dad I'm pissed
mr. phelps: hey pissed I'm Dad
fred phelps: dad no i'm so tired of that joke
mr. phelp's husband: hey so tired of that joke I'm your other dad
fred phelps: AAAAAAAAGH

I’m back

just kidding

RIP Monty Oum (June 22, 1981 – February 1, 2015) →

rubberninja:

Who was Monty? Monty was the personification of motivation, determination and resolve. He was the man who never slowed down, who always wanted his life to be efficient, quick and as productive as possible. To those of you that never knew Monty, it might be hard to imagine to what extent of this I…

madameatomicbomb:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

friend: you should've come with us!

me: an invitation might have helped

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Cats Who Think They’re Masters Of Hide-And-Seek
“Definitely can’t see me.”
(All photos via Reddit. Please click on each photo for individual credit.)

iamtheprophetkaelyn:

martininamerica:
And now an important update from Mozzarella.
I can listen to this forever

robregal:

Answer so real, Alex Trebek ain’t know what to do.

omgtsn:

instrumentastrology:
It’s that time of year again
no french horn 0/10 smh

spoookiepie:

“Feminists are taking over Ghostbusters!”, men say. “They’re ruining our childhood!”
Meanwhile little girls everywhere can no longer safely Google My Little Pony.

sexhaver:

boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors